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Wednesday, February 22nd, 2006
1:00 pm	Oh yeah thats right. Olympic hockey is completely hit-less and amazingly fucking boring. Not that the NHL is any better. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, January 28th, 2006
4:54 pm	Everytime i see an NHL shootout it makes me wanna vomit... that and wiggers. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, January 20th, 2006
4:10 pm	Wiggers Wednesday night a group of amazing wiggers decided to take my cd player and all of my cds. They were like top of the line type wiggers too. The kind who still wear those massivly baggy pants, that make them walk all funny. The crustaches that they've been growing for 4 months. Big poofy jackets. Those kind. For some reason I as I was parking my truck near the said group of wiggers, and they were all staring at me. I didn't think it was a good idea to just wait till they were gone. As well as forget to lock my passenger door. Needless to say, when i came back from the store everything was gone. It really really sucks, but i'm pretty much over it. If anybody wants to help out by burning me cds that would be awesome... i'll supply the burnable cds. To me, theres nothing funnier then a ghetto white boy from livonia. Its hillarious. Just think about it. They need hugs. "Give wiggers hugs" Thats gonna be my new thing. That and mini muffins. Don't worry about them trying to attack you after the hug that you give them. They're completely harmless, even in groups. They'll threaten you to no end, but they'll never actually come near you. So anyways, Whoop Whoop. In other news, thats the complete opposite of that bullshit. Scuba class is going awesome. Last night we sat at the bottom of the pool and learned all sorts of techniques for different scenarios. Like what to do if you mask gets knocked off underwater, or if you run out of air. Its really fun. Other news. The hockey team that i'm on finally got a couple wins. Our record is... prepare yourself... 2 wins..... 17 loses.... and 3 ties.... Oh yeah... Funny part is those 2 wins were are last two games... so before that it was 0-17-3. Very impressive. In the near future i'm starting up La Resistance Dodgeball again... as well as La Resistance Soccer. It'll be sweet. But anyways... i gotta roll... adios (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, January 8th, 2006
1:35 pm	Me: "Wait, whats that?" Michele: "Eh. Its the pope." (Comment on this)
Wednesday, December 14th, 2005
7:27 pm	Only 58 dollars to take curling lessons! So needless to say, come feburary i'm gonna be "curling" it up. Bing Bao! (Comment on this)
Friday, December 2nd, 2005
2:23 pm	Holy Balls, the white stripes are Fuggin terrible. That is all. (Comment on this)
Saturday, November 26th, 2005
12:07 pm	...Just make the rules as you go.... The NHL is hillarious... I'm just gonna use quotes from an article cause i don't feel like typing it all out... Boo Ya --- "One of the new NHL rules stipulates that when a player receives an instigator fighting penalty in the last five minutes of a game, both the player and coach receive a $10,000 fine." --- "According to a report from The Canadian Press, Coyotes coach Wayne Gretzky has been spared from such an offense." They love the fuckin' wayner... Any other coach would've been fined, I can bet you that. I hate Gretzky... I've always hated Gretzky Other news... Avery continues to be my favorite player, as well as awesome.... His most recent quote is a good one... --- "Paul Kariya is the biggest diver in the league," and "Hordichuk is the worst player in the NHL." Avery speaks the troof. And finally someone backs Avery up... Robitaille. Kind of crazy since Avery ripped on the Europeans in the league. A good time is going to message boards and reading how much every douchebag "new NHL" fan there is, bitching about how Avery plays. Everyone is so fucking wussy anymore it makes me wanna explode. Anyways... Toodles (Comment on this)
Wednesday, November 16th, 2005
9:47 pm	I don't like the new NHL. Games are boring. Increased scoring doesn't intrest me. Wings are doing good, but who cares when the games aren't exciting. I miss the days of open ice hits, and fights. I can thank a jewish lawyer for ruining my favorite sport. Ugh. It makes me sick. My hero, Avery, got fined for ripping on the NHL. He's the only one who has enough balls to do it. I fuckin' love it! Avery was pissed about how he was getting fined for something that happend during a game, but wasn't called a penalty during the game. "How can a guy sitting in an office in New York determine if you dived or not by watching a tape?" --- Avery So of course the NHL gets all pissy, cause its run by a bunch of suits, backed by more suits, with soccer moms as wives. They reply with this bunch of shit... "Mr. Avery's comments showed a complete lack of respect for all those associated with our game, most importantly his fellow players," and "Mr. Avery has besmirched the reputation of all NHL players, coaches, general managers and owners who, collectively, have been successful in providing a more entertaining game for our fans." What! God damn!? I'll start with the word "besmirched". Proving that some fucking suit, sitting in an office, whose never even touched a hockey stick wrote this. What the fuck is besmirched? How did he show a "lack of respect for all associated with our game"? I don't know... Its a mystery... Makes Avery sound bad to soccer moms and thats all that matters. Somewhere out there a soccer mom and her 'helmet wearing while bike riding' children see that Avery was punished by the NHL and they breathe a sigh of relief. "providing a more entertaining game for our fans."...... Not to me. Hey you know what... Lets take the fucking tackling out of football. Fighting is a part of the game. And you know what... If you disagree with me.... You're just wrong. Sorry. Anyways... thats enough bitching for tonight... Adios (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, September 21st, 2005
9:56 pm	Wow P.S. The new NHL shootout thing, at the end of tie games, is the most boring event in sports i've ever watched. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
9:01 pm	A real update... Yep... I suppose i'm back. Mostly just because hockey is coming back and things piss me off. So this is the best place to bitch about it. Heres some quickies... Whenever I go to a Wings game this year, I will be booing Datsyuk just like I booed Fedorov. I can't stand Redmond, he's a dumbass. The nhl will now be refered to as the BHL(Bettman Hockey League) or the SMHL (Soccer Mom Hockey League)... Thats about it for right now... Currently i'm sitting around in between the 2nd and 3rd period of the first televised pre-season wings game. Nothing all that exciting... Kronwall looks good... Bing bao. Me and Michele are doing really good. I'm going to say we rule... yeah. Were currently doing a puzzle. Its getting tedious(that how you spell that?)... but its a good time. We've also got a thousand little mini-projects going on... We aren't so good at finishing them... just starting. Its awesome though... So now if were ever bored, we always have something to do. Michele is the queen of the land known as Awesome-dom. I'm finally playing ice hockey again. Turns out its a fuggin' no hitting ice league... I didn't even know something that fucking stupid and Bettman-esque existed. So i'm dissappointed about that. But whatever, so far its been a good time. In the near future i'm possibly starting a soccer team, or joining a house league. No details yet... I'd like to start a team, that way i could play with my homies and whatnot. So yeah... I guess i'm done updating... *Flapping my arms like i'm an eagle* "KAAAAAW!" Adios K1 (Comment on this)
Monday, September 19th, 2005
9:31 pm	Hey, Gary Bettman still sucks. "Ruining the game of hockey since 1993" (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, February 24th, 2005
5:54 pm	Assuming there is a season.... "To aid the impression that hockey is a fast, edgy game, NHL uniform supplier Reebok plans to outfit players in flashier, sleeker and more formfitting uniforms next season." In a related story, Kevin wont be watching any NHL games next season... (1 Comment |Comment on this)
4:38 pm	So I was thinking today... Everyone who has a certain job for awhile begins to get really good at one thing in perticular. Like if you work at a cash register you might be able to grab that change all quick n' crap... or if you pick up trash you become an expert on throwing bags of trash. Today I figured out what my skill at work is... I have the most amazing ability to look into a bag of chips... find one chip that I want... and consume that chip without using my hands. Its incredible. You say... "Its so amazing!... But how!?"... N' i'll tell you... Using a series of shakes and flips of the bag I can maneuver a chip to the front of the line... then its a simple matter of pouring the desired chip into my mouth. I realize that has nothing to do with my job... but I'm just damn good at it, and I only seem to do it at work... Thank you very much... Kevin (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, February 20th, 2005
8:48 pm	Waiting... So I'm really late in updating this... I went to Boston for valentines day to visit my Michele... Well at least half of valentines day... I came home on the day. It would be delicious if she just came home with me. But thats not possible yet. I miss her so much. The whole weekend was an awesome time. I was able to get a massively sweet deal on the room. For all 3 nights... $37.50. Oh man thats a deal. Really I didn't even use the room I had but for storing my bag in. It would go a little something like this each night. We'd get into the Y from wherever we were going... Go to my room on the 2nd floor... Get whatever I needed... Take the stairs to the 3rd floor... Michele would then walk to her room and i'd stay in the stairway... If the coast was clear she'd give the signal(a cough)... and I'd haul ass to her room... Same thing would be done each morning, only opposite. Leaving, as usual, was the worst thing ever. She comes home mid march, for spring break, so the count-down has already started... I really desire to squeeze her right now... I love you baby. I'll update more later... Adios Kevin (Comment on this)
Tuesday, February 8th, 2005
9:27 pm	La Resistance and a pooping story... I feel like starting off with the "pooping story", as i've been refering to it. It seemed as if I was in a comedy movie or something. All yesterday I had the shits, so I couldn't be without a toilet for more then 5 minutes. I had a game at 10 that night. The whole day I hoped that the pooping would finally end and i'd be alright for the game. It didn't. "No big deal", I thought. I could always poop in the bathrooms there. I get there early to register La Resistance(Mentioned later)... and go upstairs to watch some dodgeball. It is intense. I'm very much looking forward to it. I soon realize I have to poop again. I make my way to the bathroom. There is 5 stalls. I see that the first one on the right is occupied, and the first one on the left is "out of order." I check the next one on the left side - Clogged, nearly overflowing... I go down one more - Clogged, nearly overflowing... I found this strange... I turn around and check the side on the right that isn't occupied.......... Also clogged, and nearly overflowing. I was impressed. People that play at High Velocity sports have an amazing ability to clog toilets, especially public toilets(the kind that flush with the power of a waterfall). So I leave. I go back over to the hockey rink and watch some hockey. About 5 minutes later I go back to the bathroom to finally poop. Same pair of shoes sitting at the only usable toilet. Amazing! I considered going up to the front counter to let them know that all there toilets were clogged so they could perhaps open up some more toilets. But first I checked to see the condition of all the toilet seats. The all seemed to have strange liquids on them. I passed on using all those toilets. I had to wait it out. I again left and watched the hockey game before mine finish(another 5 minutes or so)... I had to poop now or never. I went back to the bathroom. Open the door. Look towards the stall. See the same pair of shoes sitting there. It was terrible. I decided at least to pee... As I was doing so the dude finally left. It was a miracle. The bathroom was empty and I claimed the stall as my own. I get in there... needing to poop real bad I sit down and almost commence the pooping, when I decide to check for toilet paper. Completely fucking out. "What the fuck?"... I get up... go across the way... and start rolling out a shit load of that cheap public restroom toilet paper. I get a huge gob of it and walk back across. I sit down once again. Ready to poop. All of a sudden at minimum 3 people walk in. Making it harder to poop hearing 3 dudes all talking. They left and I finally finished my pooping. As I'm fucking leaving the stall... the door opens and a dude walks in.... he works there.... he's got a plunger. Even though I finally got to poop it didn't make much of a difference. Half way through the game I again had to poop like a madman, but I was able to make it all the way through. Give it up for pooping. Now that I'm sure i've disgusted you all... Move on to dodgeball... I've started a dodgeball team... La Resistance... Usually before my hockey games I go upstairs and watch the dodgeball games. It looked fun, so I looked into it one morning. I decided it must be done. Gathered people and now i'm just waiting to play. I'm fairly sure were gonna do really really bad, but its still gonna be a blast. Once it starts you should come and see the games... Going to Boston again this friday. Looking forward to see my lovely Michele again. As well as the squirrels. I'm should bring one home for Gauci. "For me?" Saturday Michele is recording a demo at Berklee. That should be cool. Its gonna be a good time. Update is now complete... Kevin (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, December 17th, 2004
11:25 am	Guide to become a rich superstar... I've figured it out. Follow these steps and you will not only have millions of dollars but also millions of fans(Note that they will be retarded)... Step 1: Get a couple of friends together. Step 2: Each go buy an instrument, preferably one you can't play... Make sure there is at least one of these: Guitar, Bass, Drums, and if you really wanna make it huge, keyboard. Step 3: Sit down and convince yourself that your life is really really hard and its soooo fucked up. Step 4: Grab your instruments and play the shittiest music you can possibly play... If it actually starts to sound good, change direction to make it sound shittier(This is very important that it sounds like shit) Step 5: After you have some shitty songs down... Write some shitty lyrics to go along with the shitty music... What you're gonna want to do here is make lyrics that consist of nothing but metaphors, similies, and what not... that way who ever listens to your music can think it has whatever meaning they want(and they'll be positive thats what you meant)... I'll help you out here... "Slide with the cobra down through valleys and shores, Be the worm inside apple cores"... "For long you live and high you fly, But only if you ride the tide"... "Throw it out and keep it in, Have to have poison skin"... One of those is my own creation the other two are from bands I can't stand... All three lyrics are crap. But I'm just using that as an example... You have to be completely retarded when writing your lyrics. If you can't think of anything good perhaps go find a homeless person and ask him to say a couple things. I'd imagine that would help. Step 6: This is where you'd start playing shows... Hopefully you've practiced acting like your super depressed cause thats the key to making it big, especially for the lead singer... If you have, then you are considered a "I'm super depressed, but i'm a genius" type band. It wont take long before you've got a a kazillion "i'm super depressed, and I actually believe that that guy is depressed too" fans... You'll be rolling in the money. Step 7: After your first album of complete depressed-ness and metaphors... Continue to make 100 albums all full of depressing lyrics and endless metaphors... Occasionally make an album thats insanly bad... The reaction will be suprising... People wont hate it... Instead they will insist that its your best album ever. If you feel that you need more publicity do something completely dumb. Perhaps cut yourself a little, that way you get the attention on TV and then people think you're even more depressed then before. Step 8: If you ever feel that you've had enough, and you've got enough money, make a sudden stop. Preferably right in the middle of a tour, that way all the people who spent there earned money are completely screwed. Don't worry they'll stay loyal to your shitty band. They will till they die. They might even have one of your depressed songs playing at their funeral. I'm not done... Step 9: After years of nothing, put together a "greatest hits" album. No tour, you're far to depressed still to do that. People will gobble up that "greatest hits" shit like you wouldn't believe, even though they have every album on cd, and record. Include a never before heard track on the greatest hits album for an extra bonus. Make it the worst song you ever made. This idea just came to me... Put a dvd in the set too. Have it filled with useless time being wasted. Like in the studio sitting around, and on the tour bus sitting around, and backstage sitting around. Genius. Step 10: Unfortunatly you had to waste your whole life acting depressed but at least you got a shitload of money. If you were able to stay sane, and want to do it more, do a reunion tour. If you've decided you had enough, move somewhere, change your name, and avoid your fans. I'm a god damn genius. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, November 24th, 2004
9:57 pm	Another fuggin' survey... :x: Name: Kevin :x: Piercings: 0 :x: Tattoos: 0 :x: Height: 5'11" :x: Shoe size: 10 :x: Hair color: dark brown :x: Siblings: chip and frank || LAST... || :x: Movie you rented: Hmm... No idea, its been over a year :x: Movie you bought: Hmm... No idea :x: Song you listened to: "No Face" - the suicide machines :x: Song that was stuck in your head: still "nothin'" - reel big fish :x: CD you bought: Jimmy eat world, the new one :x: CD you listened to: Suicide Machines - Destruction by Definition :x: Person you've called: Frank :x: Person that's called you: Gauci :x: TV show you've watched: A religious show earlier... haha... its seriously entertaining, I highly suggest it :x: Person you were thinking of: Michele || DO...|| :x: you wish you could live somewhere else? Up north kicks ass... but as Kevin said... "Redford is aight" :x: you think about suicide? No :x: you believe in online dating? I agree with Kevin... I love old men :x: others find you attractive? I guess Michele does... No idea why :x: you want more piercings? No :x: you like cleaning? Sometimes :x: you like roller coasters? there alright... too expensive and too long of a wait for me to really like them :x: you write in cursive or print? My writing looks like balls ||FOR OR AGAINST...|| :x: long distance relationships: Oh it sucks... Currently "for"... as soon as she's done, "against" :x: using someone: against :x: suicide: against :x: teenage smoking: against :x: driving drunk: against :x: gay/lesbian relationships: for :x: soap operas: against ||HAVE YOU...|| :x: ever cried over a girl? sure :x: ever cried over a boy? nope :x: ever been in a fight? yeah :x: ever been arrested? no || DO YOU THINK YOU ARE...|| :x: pretty? No :x: funny ? Sometimes :x: hot ? Haha :x: friendly ? Once you're on my "people that I respect" list :x: ugly ? Most definetly :x: loveable ? I think i'm an asshole :x: caring ? Sometimes :x: sweet ? I don't know :x: dorky ? Yeah ||Favorite:|| :x: 5 letter word: hmm... 5 letters, what the fuck?... Snaps :x: Actor/Actress: Will Ferrell :x: Candy: Skittles :x: Cartoon: South Park, or aqua teen hungar force :x: Cereal: Haha... still laughing about what Kevin wrote... umm... Cinammon toast crunch :x: Chewing gum: winterfresh :x: Color(s): green :x: Least fave day: monday :x: Flower: I guess if you let an artichoke fully bloom it turns into a flower :x: Summer/Winter: Summer or spring || Person who last.. || :x: Slept in your bed: me, and snickers :x: Saw you cry: Snickers :x: Made you cry: More of a combination of people :x: You went to the movies with: Hmm... Been awhile... Don't remember :x: Sent you an email: My mom :x: Kissed you: Michele :x: Hugged you: My mom || Have you ever.. || .x. Said "I love you" and meant it: yeah .x. Went out in public in your pajamas: I occasionally go to my truck wearing my soccer shorts(pajamas) .x. Kept a secret from everyone: I don't really have any secrets... I'm gonna look into getting one though .x. Cried during a movie: Nope .x. Ever at anytime owned new kids on the block stuff: No .x. Been on stage: Fuckin' won the god damn poetry contest with Gauci and Ran... .x. Been to New York: yeah .x. Been to California: nope .x. Been to Florida?: yep .x. Hawaii?: nope .x. Mexico?: Haha, Kevins response... .x. Canada?: Unfortunatly .x. Danced naked: Not that remember .x. Dreamed something really crazy & then it happens the next day? kinda... not exactlly the same .x. Stalked someone? Me and Kevin stalk Gauci... and Me and Gauci stalk Kevin || Pick One... || .x. Apples or bananas? apples .x. Red or blue? blue .x. Walmart or Kmart? KMART .x. Math or English? neither if possible... but math i guess .x. radio or CD? CD .x. Drawing or painting? painting .x. High school or college? high school || The Last Few Questions...|| .x. Last time you went out of the state: Boston a few weeks ago .x. Lucky number: 15 .x. Your ideal girl/guy: Michele .x. Weirdest thing about you? I don't know .x. What do you think of ouija board? Waste of money .x. What book are you reading now? Book?... I'm not familiar with what those are .x. What's on your mouse pad? Says "gateway" .x. Favorite board game? monopoly .x. Favorite magazine? Don't really read any magazines... .x. Favorite sound? Yeah seriously I agree with Kevin... a delicious fart .x. Worst feeling in the world? Biting your lip... only to bit it again as it starts to heal .x. How many rings before you answer? Whenever I get to the phone .x. Future daughter's name? Girl .x. Future son's name? Boy .x. Chocolate or vanilla? Doesn't matter .x. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? No .x. If you could have any job in the world what would it be? I don't know... Umm A job where everyone gives me there money... .x. What are you going to do after you finish this survey? Lay down .x. What was the last food you ate? peanut butter and jelly sandwich... ugh .x. Are you bored? yes .x. How many buddies are on? 15 .x. Last movie you saw? Hmm... I really don't remember... (Comment on this)
Sunday, November 21st, 2004
9:32 pm	I've never slept so much in one weekend... It was nice A Fucking Balls-load of Questions 1. First grade teacher's name: No idea... 2. Last person you kissed: Michele 3. Last words you said: "Its a nice place" talking to my mom 4. Last song you sang: "Nothin'" by reel big fish, going to hockey this morning 5. Last person you hugged: Snickers counts as a person 6. Last thing you laughed at: I've been asleep all day so I guess this morning at hockey. 7. Last time you said 'I love you': A couple of minutes ago 8. What's in your CD player: Moneen 9. What socks are you wearing: None 10. What's under your bed: My keyboard, guitar, and bass amp... It would appear as if I could play an instrument... Nope 12. Current taste: Propel 13. Current hair style: Sticking up on one side due to the massive nap I took 14. Current clothes: Gray pants, white undershirt 15. Current Job: Tileman 16. Current longing: Michele (Thursday!) 17. Current desktop picture: Michele 18. Current worry: Umm... Don't really know... Maybe about money a little bit 19. Current hate: A lot of stuff 20. Story behind your username: From a video game 21. Current favorite article of clothing: Gray pants, Moneen t-shirt 22. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex: stomach 23. Last CD that you bought: Jimmy eat world, the new one 24. Favorite place to be: Michele's house, my house, ice rink 25. Least favorite place: Remodel jobs 26. Time you wake up in the morning: 6:30 - 7:00 27. If you could play a new instrument, what would it be? Fuckin' Cowbell 28. When was the last time you surprised yourself: I didn't get pissed off at hockey today, that kind of suprised me 29. Current favorite word/saying: It changes a lot... lately "Oh snap!" 31. Favorite Movies: Slap Shot, Spinal Tap, Pootie Tang, Napoleon Dynamite 32. Favorite Songs: A lot 33. Favorite Artists: Moneen, Saves the Day, Taking Back Sunday, Get up Kids 34. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to: Dunno... 35. Favorite day: Saturday 36. Where do you want to go: Up north 37. What is your career going to be like: No idea 38. How many kids do you want: None 39. What kind of car will you have: I'd like to still have my truck 40. Type a line you remember from any book: Oh haha.... Umm.... "I will not eat green eggs and ham" 41. A random lyric: "I choose my company by the beating of their hearts not swelling of their heads" 42. Eye Color: Brown 43. Hair Color: Really dark brown, with a shit load of gray 44. Righty or Lefty: Righty 45. Zodiac Sign: Leo 46. Innie or Outtie: Innie DESCRIBE... 47. Your heritage: Majority is Italian, and the other stuff I don't know 48. The shoes you wore today: Black vans 49. Your hair: shitty looking 50. Your weakness: Umm... I don't know... 51. Your fears: I still haul ass out of my basement when I turn off the lights 52. One thing you'd like to achieve: Getting a haircut this week WHAT IS... 53. Your most recent secret: None 54. Your thoughts first waking up: Probobly something about how hockey is too early 55. The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: Heh... Michele's answer was funny 56. Your bedtime: Usually between 11 and 1... Yeah i'm a loser... 57. Your most missed companion: My Michele 58. Your perfect pizza: Cheeze, Pepperoni, and one of the following Black olives, onions, green peppers, or ham 59. Sweet and Chewy or Salty and Crunchy: Haeh? 60. Single or group dates: Single 61. Dogs or Cats: Dogs 62. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Its tough... I'll take both 63. Chocolate or vanilla: Either 64. Cappuccino or Drip: Fuck dat shit DO YOU... 65. Smoke: Nope 66. Curse: Oh yeah... Way too much 67. Sing: Only when I'm messing around 68. Take a shower everyday: Yeah 69. Have a crush: Hell yeah Michele is my crush... 71. Think you've been in love: Yes sir. 72. Want to go to college: It changes daily 73. Want more than what you’ve got: ?... Want more of what? 74. Want to get married: Someday 75. Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: Yeah 76. Think you're attractive: No 77. Think you’re a health freak: I think i'm healtier then most people 78. Get along with your parents: Yeah 79. Play an instrument: No... Occasionally I can play my stomach pretty good IN THE PAST 3 MONTHS, DID YOU OR HAVE YOU... 80. Drink alcohol: Yes 81. Smoke: No 82. Done a drug: No 83. Made Out: Yes 84. Go on a date: Not techniclly a date, but its rather hard since she lives in Boston 85. Eaten an entire box of Oreos: No 86. Eaten sushi: Delicious, yes 87. Been dumped: No 88. Made homemade cookies: Yeah 89. Been in love: Yes! 90. Gone skinny dipping: N 91. Dyed your hair: No 92. Stolen anything: I found a fuckin' dime on the ground today... I snagged that shit HAVE YOU EVER... 93. Had too much to drink: Never puked if thats what your asking 94. Been caught cheating: Never cheated 95. Been called a tease: Hah no 96. Gotten beaten up: Yeah 97. Changed who you were to fit in: No 98. Cried at something beautiful: I cried looking at a full bottle of ice cold propel a few minutes ago... It was glorious 99. Spent too much money on something you didn’t need: Yeah 100. Cried when someone died: Not that I remember 101. Been so angry you cried: I believe I can remember a scenario 101. Lied for attention: No GENERAL INFO... 103. My name is: Kevin 104. Height: 5'11" 105. Favorite toe: Ugh, there all nasty 106. In the morning I am: Working 107. All I need is: A toilet 108. Love is: Good times 109. If I could see one person right now: Michele 110. Shoe size: 10 (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, October 26th, 2004
11:21 pm	*Crosses fingers* I seriously want that curse to kick in now more then ever. It makes me sick to my stomach every game they win. I saw some of the most pathetic excuses for fans when I was in Boston. The fans there don't deserve it. You can tell me, "but they've been waiting forever to win it"... but obviously all that time hasn't made them really want it. I fully expect there to be the most massive riot if they do win, thereby making complete asses of themselves. A that point I will lose all respect for them. I have plans on buying a Yankees hat, and shirt, for whenever I visit Boston next. I hate the Red Sox like I hate the Avalanche. If somehow they fuck up and lose this series... I'm gonna fly to Boston that night, and fucking celebrate in the streets... knocking over garbage cans, make a complete ass of myself, set stuff on fire, attempt to flip over cars... I'll be doing all of this with the Boston "accent"... Its not an accent, I don't care what anyone says. A kid in Michigan has that exact same "accent" and they put him in special classes in school to correct it... Hmm... Anyways... Go St.Louis... But yeah... What else to bitch about? Hmm.... Gas prices are too high... That sucks balls... The election bullshit is almost over... That kicks ass... I can't think of anything good to write... Off to play monopoly... Adios -The loser currently known as Kevin (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, October 21st, 2004
3:42 am	Forget my name, Forget my face... Fuck... I wrote quite a bit of stuff and then accidently deleted it. Yeah. I'll give a summary of what I wrote... -Wish the Red Sox didn't win. Go Houston or St.Louis. -Tired of "earth tone" colors in houses... Grow some balls and use colors. -Want to play hockey. -Everyone else in the world sucks at driving, with the exception of me. Eh... Thats basiclly what I had. (3 Comments |Comment on this)